Saturday, September 17, 2016

Dear One Year Olds

     A very important skill for all one year olds to learn is how to walk. Once you learn how to walk you can go anywhere. Before you were stuck in that one place in the house, well not anymore because you have learned to walk. Now the whole house is yours to rome and adventure. So if you see a toy across the room and you want it, just stand up and walk over there. If you see a bowl of cheerios on the table and your feeling a little hungry, just walk on over there. The possibilities are endless when you learn how to walk.
     Another important piece of advice is that you should learn to talk. Now you don't need to be having full out conversations but you want to say the occasional word just to impress random people and get free stuff. With this tool the opportunity of people giving you stuff for free has just massively increased. You could be in this little store and there could be this cup of cheerios you want just say some stuff and try to get it. It works a good percentage of the time.

6 comments:

  1. The tips you chose to give to one year olds are very odd. Learning how to work or talk is pretty important for a child. Yes, it could get them free stuff, but it could also help with them with some other important stuff. I liked your tips.

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  2. That was very important advice and I enjoyed the comedic side to it. It was very enjoyable to read and I liked your comment on how they can get free stuff.

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  3. I loved the advice. it made me laugh. I can definitely tell that you wrote this from experience.

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  4. Wow. This is very funny. Do you even remember when you were one year old? Still, it was very funny nonetheless.

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  5. Wow. This is very funny. Do you even remember when you were one year old? Still, it was very funny nonetheless.

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