How to Ignore Everyone

     Today I am here to teach you how to ignore anyone and everyone. We will be going over some tips on how to ignore people and some ways to make them so annoyed that they will leave you alone. First off a few good things to have is a jacket or something with a hood. Also a pair of earbuds and some music on your phone. Now you want to find a comfortable place to sit. You want to put on your music loud enough where you can't hear anyone around clearly and put on your hood. You may kind of look like your asleep which will make most people just leave you alone and you can sit in peace.
     Now say you don't have some of the things or people don't leave you alone you may have to try a different way. So when people start just randomly talking to you or telling you some story and you really could care less I would advise you to just tune them out. Every once in a while nod your head and they may think your listening. If they start asking questions you have two options. If they are little questions that don't take time to elaborate on like, "do we have math homework?" then just give them a simple yes or no. But if it some questions like, "what are your opinions on that?" or, "how do you feel about that?" and you don't want to talk about right now then you got to find another way. Two ways that work but also can make people mad is by answering with another question over and over again until they give up or answering with remarks like, "who knows, I don't" or, "it really depends on this and that you know". The goal is eventually they'll leave you alone and you can go back to doing whatever it was that you wanted to do.